There’s two things you can say about us Wyoming citizens – 1) we’re loyal and 2) we respect our money. These are two qualities that are great to have but it can also get us into trouble sometimes. Take for example when it’s time to replace a mattress. We’re fond of our old beds and don’t trust a salesman to try and swindle us out of hard earned shills for some ‘new technology’ that he’s peddling. Well, the truth is as hard as it may be there is a time when we have to buck up and go out with the old and in with the new.
You Wake Up Sore
The hard Wyoming lifestyle of rolling over bumpy plains and tending to hard labor could be making you sore in the morning – or it could be your croaker of a mattress that should have been replaced years ago. When a bed gets old the materials inside of it become compressed, broken apart, and flat which results in a poor night’s sleep. This reduces the amount of padding between your spine and the hard surface which beckons back to night’s slept under the stars during a cattle rustle.
You Sleep Great Elsewhere
One great indicator of whether a defunct mattress is causing your pain or more serious health problems is if you wake up spry as a baby kitten when sleeping elsewhere. Whether it be a hotel, a jail cell, or just your couch feeling different when sleeping in other areas is a sign that your mattress has probably seen better days.
You Can See Visible Wear and Tear
Your bed is ready to be sent to pasture (not literally, make sure to dispose of old beds properly) if you can look at it and see noticeable lumps and clots. If these are visible to the naked eye, just imagine how they feel on the naked body? A bed that is sagging or God forbid has springs sticking out of it is what we refer to as a Code Blue – as in you blew it by not replacing this mattress a decade ago.
Your Bed Is Old
There’s an unfortunate fact of life that your mattress only has so many sleeps in it before it kicks the bucket. Of course you can try and preserve the life span by sleeping on the floor every so often but we do that enough on accident after a batch of deadshot. The truth is once a mattress hits 10-12 years or older the end is probably sooner rather than later.
Your Partner Wakes Up Aching
Your bed partner is probably mad at you enough for stealing the covers, kicking them, and delivering flying elbows during a nightmare fit so you don’t need an old mattress to compound those problems. When a bed is new the springs and material work together to avoid disrupting the person or pet on the other half of the bed. As those materials break down every little movement seems like a bucking bull is in the bed with you. If indeed there is no bull, it’s time to upgrade the mattress.